Back from the Pack, crap attack!
I quit writing the Bob story because I felt it was going to go either the Hank Moody way or the Ted Mosby way; and truth be told, I didn’t want it to go either. I guess I’ll get back to it in maybe a few weeks, months, years, decades……..light years (say what??!!). Basically in time, when I have a clearer idea on where I want to go with it, I’ll start to build on it again and complete his story. Until then, you guys can go back to not giving a fuck.
But Bob is not the subjust of my post today, Ciara is, apart from my utter randomness that is. I never really noticed her, even in my Hip-Hop induced days. I mean, I heard a few of her songs and stuff but, I never really paid attention…….until now……
Ladies and Gentlemen (this is more for the men), my reason for finally paying attention to her…
Now it may seem that the nature of the video would obviously get any guy’s attention, I don’t deny that, not one bit. However, just to set the record straight, it was not her sexually suggestive video that caught my eye; although, I admit it made me pay attention to her, it was her other video that got me interested in her….
……and that led me to the other video. And the rest my friends, is history.
I don’t remember the last time I really saw a woman move like that, be it in a dance video or anything. She just got it good. Whether you like the video or not, you cannot deny the fact that, Ciara really got some moves. This is the kind of video that makes a person go “OOOOHHH, lord have mercy”; seriously, the video is just mad, in the hip-hop-ish positive sense of the word. Luda, in my opinion is one lucky guy. Forget all his money, all his platinum albums, cars, mansions etc. the fact that he’s in this video with her….jealousy has never known a more bitter victim. I can’t see how anyone could have been on the sets of the video shoot and be able to contain themselves. I’m sure this would turn even lesbians on, or for that matter, make even a fair percentage of straight women contemplate (ok, I’m just making random assumptions now). I would love a woman who could move like that, someone who could really….rriiiiidddeee it.
Well, anyway although nothing important, this post has put me back in the “damn, I want to write something” zone again. So, love or hate it…..Gary Coleman passed away; may he Rest in Peace (no disrespect).
Yes, the title is totally unrelated.
Edit:- I forgot to add… DAAAYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!! And you have to pronounce it just like that, or it loses it’s integrity.

